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How to Know a Man

November 1, 2018 //  by Sammi Rudkus//  Leave a Comment

You Can Know a Man by How He Treats His Dog My dog sleeps on the couch, shits outside, and doesn't wear a collar. Let …

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‘Woke’ is Hipster-Speak for Liberal Bigot

August 13, 2018 //  by Sammi Rudkus//  Leave a Comment

When someone refers to himself as ‘woke,’ I immediately feel doused in egomaniacal arrogance as though I were sitting in …

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Going Green and Not Changing a Thing

July 31, 2018 //  by Sammi Rudkus//  Leave a Comment

LISTEN INSTEAD I know everyone has their own agenda and plans for life. I simply try to take a more pragmatic …

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Hope you’re well. What do you want from me?

July 23, 2018 //  by Sammi Rudkus//  Leave a Comment

LISTEN INSTEAD I am exhausted with politeness. It's disingenuous, and being disingenuous is exhausting. Please do not …

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I’m less like Jesus, more like God

July 16, 2018 //  by Sammi Rudkus//  2 Comments

LISTEN INSTEAD In Western culture, Jesus seems to have really mellowed people out—and that's probably for the better. …

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