Something from Somewhere (w/ a damn good story)

Description

Here’s the thing: I love to write stories. More than writing stories, I love to tell stories about where I’ve been, what I’ve done, and what lies people will tell you if you try to follow up on my tales.

My life is filled with nicknacks, throwbacks, trinkets, and other one-of-a-kind antique collectible goodies that I’ve gathered from all over the world. Railroad spike from the original transnational railroad? got one. postcard from Amsterdam depicting a clown face drawn on a man’s bare ass with make-up? yep. A ceramic buddha that looks like a cross between johnny appleseed and john popper? Abso-fucking-lutely.

What I’m offering here is a little piece of history combined with a freshly typed, one-of-a-kind, custom-made tale fresh off the roller of my 1931 Baby Grand Smith-Corona typewriter. You decide what to pay, I decide what to send and how much to tell. Silence may be golden, but gold breaks silence.